Now that he's in power (we all know who the heck I’m on about), I bet he's probably got an acceptance speech (not the inauguration speech he gave recently) that he is gonna deliver, I can imagine it would be along the lines of:
Jacob Zuma: To all of you who doubted me, you can go eat a fat one, i made it BITCH!!!!!, all that talk of showers and ousting me? it didn't work fools AND WHAT? and that girl i allegedly raped? she enjoyed it, I hit dat like it was malaria carrying mosquito, to my boy julius, you rock bra...thanks for being stupid on purpose...and making the party and the youth league chapter of it look like an episode of "the most amazing show by corne and twakkie"...i like that show...
Jacob Zuma: To all of you who doubted me, you can go eat a fat one, i made it BITCH!!!!!, all that talk of showers and ousting me? it didn't work fools AND WHAT? and that girl i allegedly raped? she enjoyed it, I hit dat like it was malaria carrying mosquito, to my boy julius, you rock bra...thanks for being stupid on purpose...and making the party and the youth league chapter of it look like an episode of "the most amazing show by corne and twakkie"...i like that show...
Julius: I love you JAYZEEE!!!!!!
Jacob Zuma: I love you too boy...thanks, i'd also like to thank God, not that i needed him to become president, with the amount of wives that and spousesi've gone through...God's been stting this one out... so for sure you're in for a wild ride the next couple of years...i hope i get a nando's ad made of me as well...eish but better than Julius's one.
Anyways i'm out Keep it real...I'm president BIATCH!!
Anyways i'm out Keep it real...I'm president BIATCH!!
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