5 ways that i find people tend to make themselves feel better about being dumped.
Number 5: the 'moral karma outlook'
In other words you tend to take a cest la vie perspective on the situation...it wasn't meant to be so you're moving on and maybe this person you were with was a hindrance to your one true love who is supposedly inbound.
Number 4: Getting someone new as soon as possible.
Ah yes...the trophy sort of perspective...you find the next best person and parade them around like madonna does to malawian children...yeah, this tends to be a very sad one due to the fact that the person being paraded usually tends to think that they've met mr/ms right...little do they know that they're just a SAMA.
Number 3: Going to get drunk to console yourself.
A.K.A the beer goggles inducer...this will have you ending up with a person that rivals the content of 2008s 'Mordor's most hideous catalog', not only does the alcohol supposedly make you feel better, it also removes you from reality and places you in the line of trouble...that aside though...it also apparently helps you forget your ex, if only for a short while.
Number 2: spying on your ex via social networking.
the saddest of the sad...logging onto everyone's favourite: 'FACEBOOK', and then stalking your ex without them knowing...checking and constantly giving mental comments about their status updates...its all pretty tragic if you venture down this road...because chances are that you are the last thing on you ex's mind!
NUMERO UNO: Saying negative things about the one that got away
Yeah Yeah Yeah...this is also pretty sad but one cannot deny the fact that it's pretty hilarious when you're baring witness to it...there's just something about someone saying things like: 'Ag she was ugly anyways', 'He had one leg anyway', 'well good riddance to premature ejaculation'...that makes you laugh and at the same time want to pat the person saying it on the back...
This was sort of conducted as independent research and lets hope you can identify with some of it...chances are that if you're doing anyone of the top 5, you're doing it wrong...not sure what you're doing wrong...but still doing it wrong...
Got a text in by a guy who said he has to spend R 500 a day just to get over his ex (possibly a guy)...Jumari commented that it could be a very expensive psychologist or a very classy hooker... or a very classy psycho hooker...either way HE BE F***ked!
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