Alright so if you messed it you missed out I was brutally beating and battered on the Bang Bang Breakfast this Morning. By the way this is Robert Philcox not Samson. See after all the suffering I went through they realised I'm the only guy that understands html enough to stream audio on the blogs. So they started sucking up to me. Bastards.
Anyway if you missed the show this morning I got my leg waxed, not cool at all. Because people didn't vote enough for my song. oh well if you wanna listen to it now here it is along with everyone elses
ENJOY!!!
p.s Kornplay on my Blog soon you gotta vote for it:
http://www.robertphilcox.blogspot.com/
Robert Philcox [FIFTH PLACE]
Bulle on the Field
Samson Oduntan and Gareth Farr [THIRD PLACE]
Poker Bull
Don't forget the Out to Lunch team (Kriya and Nick) did one as well check it out here: http://www.outtolunch-kriya.blogspot.com/
Mike Bower [!!!!THE WINNER!!!!]
Psychobulle
Retief van der Liefde [FOURTH PLACE]
It's a Wonderful Bulle Life
Rob Forbes [SECOND PLACE]
Die VraagBulle or Bullestuk
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
BANG BANG UPDATE 15 may 2009
Ok so scientists working for the American government predict that the potency of Marijuana will continue to rise due to the fact that it has risen 10% in the past 3years , this is apparently measured by the drug's concentration of the psychoactive ingredient THC...go figure...
Apparently Average thc concentration will continue to climb before levelling off at 15 percent or 16 percent in 5 to 10 years.
So in order to figure out what kind of company you possibly keep, this morning i put it to the capital city to give their opinion on a poll...whether the increase would be a good thing or a bad thing...the capital went rampant onb i also made a bet with mark which i lost, which lead me to call him mark superstar esterhuyzen for the rest of the show...very emasculating stuf:-(...the scores came in and i was defeated 78-20...so Mark superstar esterhuyzen reigned supreme...by this observation though...quite a substatial amount of people in pretoria are quite happy about the increase in potency...the only sad thing now is that you can't call for Black up when you get blitzed in half the time...i'll probably be high too:-)...second hand smoke and all that...you know...
Vote at the bottom of the page so you can see exactly the way things are going...
THE BANG BANG UPDATE 14 may 2009
5 ways that i find people tend to make themselves feel better about being dumped.
Number 5: the 'moral karma outlook'
In other words you tend to take a cest la vie perspective on the situation...it wasn't meant to be so you're moving on and maybe this person you were with was a hindrance to your one true love who is supposedly inbound.
Number 4: Getting someone new as soon as possible.
Ah yes...the trophy sort of perspective...you find the next best person and parade them around like madonna does to malawian children...yeah, this tends to be a very sad one due to the fact that the person being paraded usually tends to think that they've met mr/ms right...little do they know that they're just a SAMA.
Number 3: Going to get drunk to console yourself.
A.K.A the beer goggles inducer...this will have you ending up with a person that rivals the content of 2008s 'Mordor's most hideous catalog', not only does the alcohol supposedly make you feel better, it also removes you from reality and places you in the line of trouble...that aside though...it also apparently helps you forget your ex, if only for a short while.
Number 2: spying on your ex via social networking.
the saddest of the sad...logging onto everyone's favourite: 'FACEBOOK', and then stalking your ex without them knowing...checking and constantly giving mental comments about their status updates...its all pretty tragic if you venture down this road...because chances are that you are the last thing on you ex's mind!
NUMERO UNO: Saying negative things about the one that got away
Yeah Yeah Yeah...this is also pretty sad but one cannot deny the fact that it's pretty hilarious when you're baring witness to it...there's just something about someone saying things like: 'Ag she was ugly anyways', 'He had one leg anyway', 'well good riddance to premature ejaculation'...that makes you laugh and at the same time want to pat the person saying it on the back...
This was sort of conducted as independent research and lets hope you can identify with some of it...chances are that if you're doing anyone of the top 5, you're doing it wrong...not sure what you're doing wrong...but still doing it wrong...
Got a text in by a guy who said he has to spend R 500 a day just to get over his ex (possibly a guy)...Jumari commented that it could be a very expensive psychologist or a very classy hooker... or a very classy psycho hooker...either way HE BE F***ked!
Number 5: the 'moral karma outlook'
In other words you tend to take a cest la vie perspective on the situation...it wasn't meant to be so you're moving on and maybe this person you were with was a hindrance to your one true love who is supposedly inbound.
Number 4: Getting someone new as soon as possible.
Ah yes...the trophy sort of perspective...you find the next best person and parade them around like madonna does to malawian children...yeah, this tends to be a very sad one due to the fact that the person being paraded usually tends to think that they've met mr/ms right...little do they know that they're just a SAMA.
Number 3: Going to get drunk to console yourself.
A.K.A the beer goggles inducer...this will have you ending up with a person that rivals the content of 2008s 'Mordor's most hideous catalog', not only does the alcohol supposedly make you feel better, it also removes you from reality and places you in the line of trouble...that aside though...it also apparently helps you forget your ex, if only for a short while.
Number 2: spying on your ex via social networking.
the saddest of the sad...logging onto everyone's favourite: 'FACEBOOK', and then stalking your ex without them knowing...checking and constantly giving mental comments about their status updates...its all pretty tragic if you venture down this road...because chances are that you are the last thing on you ex's mind!
NUMERO UNO: Saying negative things about the one that got away
Yeah Yeah Yeah...this is also pretty sad but one cannot deny the fact that it's pretty hilarious when you're baring witness to it...there's just something about someone saying things like: 'Ag she was ugly anyways', 'He had one leg anyway', 'well good riddance to premature ejaculation'...that makes you laugh and at the same time want to pat the person saying it on the back...
This was sort of conducted as independent research and lets hope you can identify with some of it...chances are that if you're doing anyone of the top 5, you're doing it wrong...not sure what you're doing wrong...but still doing it wrong...
Got a text in by a guy who said he has to spend R 500 a day just to get over his ex (possibly a guy)...Jumari commented that it could be a very expensive psychologist or a very classy hooker... or a very classy psycho hooker...either way HE BE F***ked!
Monday, May 11, 2009
You Smug Bastard:-)
Now that he's in power (we all know who the heck I’m on about), I bet he's probably got an acceptance speech (not the inauguration speech he gave recently) that he is gonna deliver, I can imagine it would be along the lines of:
Jacob Zuma: To all of you who doubted me, you can go eat a fat one, i made it BITCH!!!!!, all that talk of showers and ousting me? it didn't work fools AND WHAT? and that girl i allegedly raped? she enjoyed it, I hit dat like it was malaria carrying mosquito, to my boy julius, you rock bra...thanks for being stupid on purpose...and making the party and the youth league chapter of it look like an episode of "the most amazing show by corne and twakkie"...i like that show...
Jacob Zuma: To all of you who doubted me, you can go eat a fat one, i made it BITCH!!!!!, all that talk of showers and ousting me? it didn't work fools AND WHAT? and that girl i allegedly raped? she enjoyed it, I hit dat like it was malaria carrying mosquito, to my boy julius, you rock bra...thanks for being stupid on purpose...and making the party and the youth league chapter of it look like an episode of "the most amazing show by corne and twakkie"...i like that show...
Julius: I love you JAYZEEE!!!!!!
Jacob Zuma: I love you too boy...thanks, i'd also like to thank God, not that i needed him to become president, with the amount of wives that and spousesi've gone through...God's been stting this one out... so for sure you're in for a wild ride the next couple of years...i hope i get a nando's ad made of me as well...eish but better than Julius's one.
Anyways i'm out Keep it real...I'm president BIATCH!!
Anyways i'm out Keep it real...I'm president BIATCH!!
Friday, May 8, 2009
Ricky hatton needed some black up
Alright so Ricky hatton was recently beaten into the ground after two rounds against Manny 'Pacman' Pacqiaou, talk about having the best seat in the house, yes i said it, Ricky hatton had the best seat in the house for that fight because he was basically just watching as his face got pounded. His light got knocked out in the second round...i've dubbed that punch by pacman the load shedder, coz not even eskom could knock lights out that well. a shame for rick though...he really could've done with some Blackup...catch the highlights on Supersport or something...i assure you...no disappointment there!!!!!
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